guy 1: ayo dude heard about marcus?
guy 2: whos marcus?
guy 1: every second that you're not running, hes getting closer.
guy 2: thats bullshit, im going home, you're weird.
And then.. guy 2 never came back.
guy 2: whos marcus?
guy 1: every second that you're not running, hes getting closer.
guy 2: thats bullshit, im going home, you're weird.
And then.. guy 2 never came back.
by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021

by anonymous March 13, 2022

I a guy that is rather short and likes to spend money on fortnite. He is rather food happy and has some internet girlfriends. He also likes to watch spider-man and hulk. He likes to steal money from his grandparents and parents.
by Adri the handsome mutherfucker September 14, 2020


Common white girl, found in habitats like the basketball court, and sitting alone in his room playing rocket league. He is the gayest person you will ever meet, yet he is still in denial. He has the personality of a white girl.
John - I'm dating this white girl, she's a real Marcus Gabriel Chin I'm telling you
Dave - Shit man good luck
Dave - Shit man good luck
by BailoParaChicas January 8, 2021

Someone who doesn’t listen and is very disrespectful. Very self centered and has no concern about no one else but they’re self. They are very annoying and is a bum. You have one in your life I recommend you drop them for your life.
by Periotttttt January 13, 2020
