A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair

Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork

by PigLink June 16, 2020

Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

The real dork

Max

Despite what he says, Max is the real dork here.

by ambrysia November 24, 2019

dork tingles

the feeling you get when you catch yourself doing something dorky.

I got the dork tingles today at the sales meeting when we had to sing "happy birthday" to our co-worker.

by pennbitch75 July 16, 2021

Retro-Dorks

Hipsters.

:sees hipsters being pretentious all super original and fresh: State - fukkin' retro-dorks.

by PhattiG September 23, 2015

Double Dork

Double penetration

Me and my mate were with your girlfriend last night. Man, she really loves being double dorked.

by More Power June 02, 2010

dork disc

Also known as a "spoke protector", which is commonly found on inexpensive department store bicycles along with with kickstands, front baskets, and handlebar tassels. It's unnecessary if you're bike is properly maintained. The sundamaged dork disc is a telltale sign of a newbie rider.

Dude, you don't need that dork disc if your derailleurs are properly indexed. If you're not using training wheels, chuck it in the trash.

by skaughtto November 02, 2023