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Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
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Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much
1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.
by MNEman14 November 8, 2010
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Bogan cheese

The more they age the stinkier they get.
That is one hella stinky bogan cheese.
by Holyheckarooney December 19, 2019
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Cheese

Cheese
Cheese
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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blanket cheese

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on
Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese
by cosmokat February 20, 2018
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Cheese Lover

Cheese is love cheese is life #justiceforbiggiecheese -Aminata٫ also know as . Cheese addiction
by Mimi_c0ol October 3, 2021
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Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles
“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested
by Frii October 27, 2022
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