Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

foul ball

When you go forward a base but decide that you don't want to do that anymore, so you go back a base.

"So I went to third base last night, but I think I'm just gonna call it a foul ball."

by fuck_you5times December 18, 2008

8-BALL

A code-word or phrase to be used when communicating covertly to one's associate in front of other's; specifically indicating a big success with the usuallyjanky mission at hand.

He whispered,"8-Ball" to his friend, predicting success, when he saw that the store clerk was an unsuspecting young kid likely to accept his fake ID to purchase beer.

by JANE KEY October 26, 2005

Cock and Ball Torture

The act of throwing one of those massive rubber yoga balls at a chicken until it fucking dies.

"Hey Jim, I'm gonna go preform some Cock and Ball Torture."
"Aw hell yea we're eating good tonight!"

by Coolest Fella Around September 19, 2019

Don't Neglect the Balls

Words used to describe a person in your workplace who possesses a PhD in Epic Douchebaggery.

A typical "DNB" will do things far beyond what any normal person will do to please their superiors; often without any additional compensation, reward or recognition.

DNB's alienate their peers due to their weasely kissy-ass nature, and often believe they hold an advanced supervisory position - often implied by their boss in order to boost their ball attentiveness.

Boss - "I see you are making deliveries after work on your own time...but don't neglect the balls!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!" ("Yes Sir!")

Boss - "Um, SURE you're the nightshift super*mumble*...as long as you keep letting me know who's goofing around!"

Employee - "Gargle Gargle!"

by PhailBot June 14, 2010

Bowling Ball Treatment

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013