"American Me" Penis

extremely offensive insult to a buster ass person of some sort.(meaning of sick STD-HAVING penis fresh out of the pene, pen , jail muthafuck!!!).From the movie American Me when Edward James Olmos flip da chick over and try to poke her in the butt cause he is used to man jail butt.

fuck you with a "American Me" Penis

by Cleophus Black December 2, 2007

Put Me in Coach

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 14, 2009

hit me up

a way to tell somone that you want to have sex with them.

Hit me up sweet thang.

by emylou403 March 6, 2007

You're shitting me

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.

You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

fuck me running

to bicker at another waste of flesh.

"fuck me running you fucknose, i'm not doing the laundry i'd rather fuck your mothers face"

by momo September 27, 2003

Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

by Diego Garcia December 17, 2006

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

by Andross1978 April 24, 2009