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Slumber-Jack 

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

Captain Jack discount 

Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"

"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."

Party Jack 

When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.
Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. No Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.
Party Jack by Incaico December 5, 2013

double jack n coke 

When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine
Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."

Calico jack 

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
Calico jack by Bob Saget February 14, 2017
A type of sexual act/ position that involves the receiving partner holding their hand firmly around the shaft of the penis, essentially jacking them off while the giving partner rams into the receiver’s preferred oriface. The hand is always held firmly in place around the penal shaft without moving, making it an extension to the oriface.
Last night, Carlos and I tried to ram jack. He got off pretty fast, but boy is my hand tired from staying in the same position the entire time.