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Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.
"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"
by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018
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double-great-cousin-niece

Daughter of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s granddaughter.
My double-great-cousin-niece is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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double-cannot

When you cannot do something twice, it needs to be the SAME thing like: I double-cannot do something explosive in my house because it will destroy my house!!!
by ...a...b...c...d...e...f...g December 29, 2021
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boomer double down

When a baby boomer doubles down on something they know is wrong so that they don't have to face the possibility of being wrong. Often relating to technology. Seems to get worse the older they get. Possibly a sign of early dementia.
Terry pulled a boomer double down as he insisted that Firefox was his search engine and his browser was Google. He just wouldn't listen to reason, probably because he knew he was wrong and wanted to avoid looking stupid.
by CuriouslyStrange February 24, 2021
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blast double

A term used in wrestling, when a double leg is hit extremely hard.
you fucking commie bastard, i'm gonna blast double the shit out of you.
by hk2k17 January 27, 2017
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Double Dipping

The act of inserting your penis into the vagina, then into the butthole, and back into the vagina thus causing major sexually transmitted diseases.
Dude, you should have seen it last night. I was Double Dipping in Nick's mom so hard last night! I hope she doesn't catch anything.
by fetusandbars April 10, 2015
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double richardson

a combination of a Cleveland steamer and a rusty trombone but with a large drink straw involved, mostly used among goths
That girl is a total sled dog, she gave that dude a double richardson.
by Temm Ahab July 8, 2009
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