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Cock cheese 

Cock rust is when you yellow stuff formed around your bellend when you haven’t wash your penis in a long time
Aww let me suck you off. Ewww what is that yellow stuff aw that’s just my cock cheese just suck around it no your fucking idiot you need to wash that and make sure you get in between the foreskin
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pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.
I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.
pregnancy cheese by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

Biggie Cheese 

A cheese-loving rat. The king of all cheese-loving rats.
*Biggie Cheese walks in* What's up, guys? It's Biggie Cheese!

Pregnancy Cheese

The off white to yellow discharge that builds up on the clitty litter catcher of the girls panties. Pungent and awful. An odd cheese that does not go well with cracker, fruit or by itself. Only the bravest of cocksman will attempt to devour this cheese.
Gloria didn’t trust that I would be here after the baby is born, so I ate her pregnancy cheese coated panties. I think I’m going to be sick.
Pregnancy Cheese by Smitty45 June 11, 2018

Swiss Cheese Samwich 

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
Swiss Cheese Samwich by 9av2 June 11, 2018

Dick cheese 

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
Dick cheese by bob stevereno June 11, 2018

Tactical Cheese 

The addition of a double cheeseburger to your regular Mcdonalds order
“Is that all you want dude?”
No I’ll ‘av a tactical cheese anorl”
Tactical Cheese by eve_hessx June 16, 2018