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A cat

a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.
You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.

You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.
by Backwoodgee August 9, 2022
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bouncy cat

A male ( friends with benefits) partner who is sexually bouncing from female to female.
Black males refer to other males as Cats.

Therefor they are a Bouncy Cat for jumping from female to female for sexual pleasures.
by Baesbabe2015 July 17, 2019
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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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cat

a cat is a fluffy blob of the cutest thing you've ever seen a small mammal capable of killing you with cuteness
by lcat12345678910 August 31, 2022
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Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.
Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017
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Doja Cat

Doja Cat is a bad ass singer, songwriter, and legend. She made songs like "Moo!" (Bitch ima cow) and "so high," and many others.
Hey, do you know about Doja Cat?

random ass#2 Yee she slim ThIcC
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.
Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye
by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019
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