counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.
“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”
by Magnificat December 11, 2017
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Society built around kids

He needs to have his house bombed. See if he blames Hamas.
Hym "Ben's 'Society built around kids' is nothing more than breeder idolatry and self-aggrandizement by proxy. They will do or say anything to justify harvesting the rest of us for resources. They'll do it without remorse. They'll defer whatever gratitude the feel FROM WHERE IT SHOULD GO to their 'God' (Which is nothing more than the romanticized anthropomorphization of their own moral superiority delusion) and this is evidenced by what they're doing to me. This is what the delusional incest cultists do. They harvest you. And then they pat themselves on the back for doing it. They delude themselves into believing that it serves some greater purpose but in reality all of their kids just die, except, later. It amounts to nothing except to increase MY suffering to mitigate the suffering of their kids. And because IT'S A LITERAL SPIRITUAL PYRAMID SCHEME... It bottlenecks at the top. So, harvesting me is only going to benefit the rich people's kids. In creating A.I. I've done more for you than they ever will."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2024
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Follow the kids

Play follow the leader with girls and take off your shirt. Walk up to a group of 7 year olds and rub those nips. They ask if you wanna hang out so you do. You watch 2 girls one cup while eating chocolate ice cream
You guys wanna go to the park and follow the kids?
by March 10, 2021
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gay kid party

Where most gay pride rally's are hosted by kids usually the ages 9-90.
"Hey man I can't wait to get to the Gay kid party" " me too man"
by Owen A February 14, 2017
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mullet kid

A way of saying American country boy. Also can be used as a insult.
Person 1. Your a mullet kid

Person 2. YE HAWW!
by daddy dictionary is back February 15, 2022
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iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.
“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “
by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024
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Shinola Kid

Someone who doesn't know the difference between shit and shinola
The Shinola Kid is asking dumb questions again.
by Hugh Jarse January 14, 2004
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