cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

Chocolate Cheese Cake

Straight anal.

Person 1: I want some chocolate cheese cake

Person 2 What kind

by Dutton hater extreme March 6, 2025

Cheese pie

When a guy doesn’t shower and has dick cheese and the cheese slides off his dick while sticking it into a vagina. Making it a cheese pie

Hey babe I haven’t showered in a few days you want a cheese pie

by Cheese1master5000 February 15, 2021

neck cheese

the funny stuff behind your penis. its kinda white and yellow. DONT EAT IT

daniel: hey Noah! i got neck cheese!
Noah: wow so cool! very neat indeed.

by bouletman12 September 7, 2023

Complete Cheese

A word used when something is complete shit. When someone is completely dumb and act like shit or do something shitty you say complete cheese

“That play was complete cheese”

by complete cheese person May 29, 2018

Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.

Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”

by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023

dom cheese

Only one who has name dom with at his disposal circumcised foreskin.

“Dom can I eat your dom cheese I’m hungry.”
“Dom cheese”

by NonstopSpore877 September 10, 2019