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Kingdom Cum

The holy land from where the great Pussiah rains. She holds power atop a rose quartz throne, and commands the nations. Kingdom Cum is a utopia only the wettest and creamiest reach. These men of cum ascend to the holy gates of Kingdom Cum, only with constant prayer to the one and only, Pussiah the Great.
“Upon being emitted to thy kingdom cum, things get creamy.”
by THEREALPussiah December 10, 2023
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Cum Party

A party that celebrates the anniversary of someone's first nut. It's like a regular party but with white theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
"Yo Karl, are you cumming to my party this weekend?"
"Is it a cum party?"
by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023
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Cum Brisket

A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls
Man Daniel and Bishop have been enjoying their weekly search for cum brisket
by The Fairway December 10, 2023
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨

Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."

B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!

Example 2:

Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.
"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."
by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023
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