I have to go color

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

I haven't a fuck to give.

When you are all out of fucks to give about anything at all. Or when someone states the obvious right in your face so hard that a fuck would be wasted on them.

"Easter was last week..."
"I haven't a fuck to give."

by 87 vaginas January 15, 2009

Can I get an amen?

A phrase used to get the affirmation of others after something true and relatable is stated.

Some days I wake up and need coffee more than I need oxygen. Can I get an amen?

by Lovetoshred September 3, 2013

I got your six

Basically means "I've got your back." Comes from the old pilot system in which directions correspond to hours on the clock, where 12 o'clock is forward and 6 o'clock is behind. Thus anyone behind you is "at your six."

Watch out, dude. There's a creep comin' up behind you but I got your six.

by aithros October 11, 2005

I dump your ass

Stranger things

Hay mike I dump your ass

by Lilly hopefu August 6, 2019

I hope you're happy

When someone is being a complete ass to you and is trying to guilt you. They really mean "I hope you're anything but happy".

"You fucking asshole. I hope you're happy."

by Highedpiper March 9, 2015

That's a dick I can suck

1. An affirmative response to a proposition.
2. A colorful way of expressing appreciation.

1. Frank: hey man we're gonna be draining 40's tonight and jamming through super mario world.
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.
Frank: cool see you there

2. Frank: hey check it out I got a new bass amp for the band.
Bill: Nice!

Frank: yeah listen to this tone...
Bill: That's a dick I can suck.

by meatpigeon November 25, 2009