douchey queer bag

an insult reserved for use upon the lowest, gayest, most assholic idiots who are ever deserving of your everlasting and unconditional loathing.
how the hell did a douchey queer bag like george w. bush become the most powerful man in america?
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 14, 2004
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T-bag shot

(used only in games where t-bagging can be used while shooting, e.g. Call of Duty 4)

A T-bag shot is a shot performed while in the process of t-bagging that results into a kill. This means that when standing and produce a kill shot is not a t-bag shot. Also, when in a crouched position and producing a kill shot is also not a t-bag shot. However, when standing and then crouching or vice versa, while in the process of either and then producing a kill shot, this is a T-bag shot.

T-bag shots are separated into two categories: a legit T-bag shot and a noob T-bag shot

A legit T-bag shot is basically a real pro looking shot such as when u can't see the enemy while standing or crouching but only in between. Then while in the process of going to crouch, you shoot and kill. This is a legit T-bag shot.

A noob T-bag shot is a shot is basically a "lucky" shot. When in close encounters, one accidentally presses the crouch/standing button and then shoots and kills, is a noob T-bag shot.
"In Call of Duty 4"

P1: Damn son, I can't see that guy when standing.
P2: He's in that bus, try crouchin
P1: Nope man can't see him, though i could when I was in the process of crouchin
P2: Damn dude just memorize where he is and T-bag shot him man
P1: Alright dawg, I'll try, but im "tom kerboul", i suck at life
P2: Well then ur gonna get shot otherwise or get pwned
by Kitzua12 October 01, 2009
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20 bag

20 ounce of weed or dub of weed
got a 20 bag shorty better blaze dat shyt
by chris March 08, 2005
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Douche Bag Darrell

Somebody who you think is a complete moron, doesn't think before they act or does stupid/funny shit; just retarded.
Scott is such a Douche Bag Darrell, i cant believe he did that in class yesterday.
by Ja-jay1904 May 05, 2007
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Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.
Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"
by MissDoll February 11, 2010
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Paper Bag Special

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
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Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"
by iNaneNihilist August 15, 2008
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Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.
SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.
by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013
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