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Waterboarding the One-Eyed Iraqi

Torturous masturbation. You can't make waterboarding illegal now.
Torture is alive and well in the USA with all those soldiers waterboarding the one-eyed Iraqi.
by kevinsan2001 December 29, 2007
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one size fits all

(Phrase) With only a tiny minoritory of exceptions, everyone should be happy with the decision.
Hitler commiting suicide was a one size fits all action
by Gumba Gumba May 15, 2004
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two girls one cup

A scat video circulating the internet, which starts off as a generic 'girl on girl' video and then transcends to one girl defecating in a glass, and the other eating some of it, then sharing the rest between them. After this, one begins vomiting into the glass with the other eating some of the vomit. They then begin vomiting into each others mouths.

There have been many videos making fun of this video, "Two girls one cup REACTION". Many people find the video deeply disturbing and say it should be banned. Most of these people, however, do not realise that there are things such as fetishes and taboos which have many supporters and fans.

CAUTION: To those wishing to view the video. It is perhaps not for the weak stomached!
Guy: Dude, that two girls one cup video was NASTY!

Guy2: Personally, i found watching the video in sexual education more disturbing, the one of the baby being born. THAT was some skanky shiz!

Guy: But the poo came out like them whipped cream sprays! It expanded as it exited!

Guy2: True. But that baby came out with all sorts of other crap!

Guy: I s'pose...
by Yogi Bear (Paul) January 1, 2008
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two girls one cup

Verb. Synonymous with discouraged, obliterated, or owned. Just as the video, "Two Girls, One Cup" destroys women's rights, any erection a man will ever have in the future, and the confidence of a proud toilet.
1. Samuel Jackson two girls one cups everyone else in every movie he's ever played in.

2. Renee Zelwegger's appearance totally two girls one cupped my burgeoning erection
by Josh Snyder January 14, 2008
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I'll give that one to ya

1. the non-questioning of comments from individuals who may not be telling the complete truth

2.someone who has simply fucked up while they were talking.
1. Guy- " So i totally tapped that last night."
Me- "Yeah, whatever, ill give that one to ya."

2. Guy- "So then i jeft my girlfriends Sharon place, and went to the store. Saw Jenny there, we talked for a bit."
Me- "and then what?"
Guy-"..."
Me-"...?"
Guy-"We, uh, watched movies?"
Me- Yeah, sure. I'll give that one to ya."
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Me-" And i wont even tell Sharon, if i recieve some compensation, say, $20?"
Guy-" Deal."
by Renegade Biscuit May 23, 2006
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one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.
That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.
by Talija May 8, 2006
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One in Ten drinking game

For ages 14 and up.

Needs to be atleast 3 players, beer and a pen.

The object is to be the first player to finish your beer. Players who fail to finish their respective beers must engage in a chug-off. The slowest player is disqualified from the next round.

In each round the player with the pen chooses a number between 1 (One) and 10 (Ten). The player writes the number on their hand and passes the pen to the left. The player recieving the pen then guesses the number on the players hand along with the remaining players.

Each player gets one attempt to guess the number.

A community beer is placed in the middle of the table to serve as a thirst quencher. THE COMMUNITY BEER MUST BE GONE BEFORE SOMEONE CAN WIN. If a person finishes before the beer is gone the winner then adopts the community beer and continues to play.

SCORING:

If you guess the number you get to drink for ten seconds.

If you guess one number away you get to drink for 5 seconds.

The players not drinking will all count to the specified number (5 or 10).

If no one guesses right on or either one away the closest guesser gets a gulp of beer.

CLAUSES:

CHEATING will allow the non cheaters to each have a gulp of their beer.

If you spill your beer you loose.

Everyone must count and finish together.

Once you finish your beer you must yell finished.

If your beer foams up the non foamers all get one gulp.
One in Ten drinking game should be played whenever possible. Be it a hard day or just boredom, there is no excuse not to play.
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