National Rape Day

National rape day was made by someone who is sick and has a small penis. If you think April 24th is National rape day, go fuck yourself.

National rape day isn’t real! If you think it’s real, you can go fuck yourself.

by skxnkypxssy November 1, 2021

Slap A Zoe Day

May 6 is when u can officially slap a zoe (hatian) and they cannot do nothing back but take the hit

Me: What's today date??
Boy: May 6
Me: BOY O BOY TIME TO SLAP ME A ZOE SINCE ITS SLAP A ZOE DAY!!

by King1397 May 30, 2011

Chocolate Milk Day

Racist interpretation of Martin Luther King (MLK) Day. A common term for African Americans (Chocolate) and MLK (pronounced Milk) gives Chocolate Milk Day

"So, What're y'all doin' to celebrate Chocolate Milk Day?"

by Tizzle35 January 19, 2009

National Sex Day

The day that Urban Dictionary can't decide when it is.

Greg: Yo it's national sex day! June 9th!

Jeremy: No it's on August 2nd.

by Cheesussaveme October 10, 2018

Best Day Ever

3-11-11 album by Mac Miller

best day ever is the most dope album ever

by somerandombro March 24, 2011

LeBron James Day

A day of celebration of LeBron James' talents in which individuals leave the work day 12 minutes early. Initially celebrated on June 13th, 2011- a day after LeBron James failed to show up to work in the 4th quarter for the sixth game in a row against Dallas.

Ryan: Hey man, you staying till 5?

Ross: No dude, It's LeBron James Day. Work ends 12 minutes early today.

by rah3 December 11, 2011

National rape day

National rape day is fake. Some social rejects think it's funny. If you are going to participate in this sh!t I will say it nicely...KYS! If April 24th is now national rape day I say we make April 25th national day of cutting their pps off. ✄╰U╯. Yall disgust me every day. If you think this is okay but you still think being gay is not, well guess what YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL. To all my ladies out there, stay safe! There are actually s!ck b@st@rds out there that find it funny and are going to participate.

Random social reject: Today is National rape day! This is going to be fun!
Me: Eat glass! I hope you have a great time burning in hell!
Random social reject: Chill it's just a joke
Me: k, cry about it✄╰U╯

by randomqueerkid April 19, 2021