DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.

My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.

by Buttanutt April 23, 2020

ice age baby

the worst child ever conceived on this planet, kill ice age baby

1: I hate ice age baby
2: me too, let’s kill him with an axe

by yeehaw69iceage February 27, 2020

New Baby Buggy

The last thing you may expect to see when you solve a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. The odds are against the puzzle with only two letters upon the board N and E with 4 doubtful letters. Hesitation on the puzzle has become foreseen.

So, this guy about 5-6 years ago named Emil went on Wheel of Fortune, won the game, and solved the puzzle called NEW BABY BUGGY. I'm impressed!

by Aedyn September 16, 2020

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Baby Wipe Whore

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.

God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.

by PG13 August 19, 2013

Hail mary baby

An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.

"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"

"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"

by angry lil bird September 23, 2013

creamy jizz baby

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022