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crotch fart

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!
by fartcat.com May 19, 2020
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Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.
Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."
by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024
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Fart Coming

Something you yell or say when a you feel a fart or a series of farts making their way out of you butt
Danny: Do How was your day man

Bobby: Oh you know man it was good....
Buddy: Uh Oh, FART COMING

Buddy: *Lifts leg and let’s loose a huge wet fart*
Danny: Aww, come on man

Buddy: *Sighs* Feel so much better

Bobby: That was gross
by Your Dude 67 January 30, 2021
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Unicorn butt fart

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022
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Bitch-Farts

When yo bitch queef when you guys are fucking
My gf had some major bitch-farts the other day
by Keisha con migo August 25, 2019
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Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.
“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”
by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
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vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef
man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night
by cum gutter June 14, 2018
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