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shit or get off the pot

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."
"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."
by Deome June 24, 2015
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MTV get off the air

1) Probably the song with the best lyrics ever written. Written by Jello Biafra (Eric Reed Boucher) and performed by his band, the Dead Kennedys.

2) A common exclamation of disgust.
Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

MTV get off the air!
NOW!!!
by Daniel Vosburgh July 26, 2007
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YEET yourself off a bridge

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way
by Ars3n August 19, 2019
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Get Off Scot-Free

Getting off scot-free refers to someone getting away without payment, either monetary or otherwise. In fact in modern usage, it often refers to suspects who are not convicted of a crime. If a person feels that the suspect should have been convicted, he might say, “That guy is getting off scot-free.” Often the term is confused with the frugality that is occasionally attributed to the Scottish. Actually, the term scot predates old Gaelic that would have been spoken by the Scots. In fact the word has its origins in Scandinavian language and probably descends to the English language via Anglo-Saxon.
To get off scot-free implies evasion, purposeful or otherwise of the dues one is supposed to pay. It is frequently an annoyance to others if people duck out of paying what everyone else must pay. This is especially the case if the scot of a bar tab is avoided, since everyone else will have to pay extra to make up for the person getting off scot-free.
by Dancing with Fire December 19, 2010
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Yanking my Dick off

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
by swooceking October 16, 2016
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until the wheels fall off

It's you and me, until the wheels fall off.
by zzgone January 26, 2010
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off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.
Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick
by aravindv August 16, 2021
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