Sas-Monkey 

originally "sassy"

having bitchy comments that don't normally come from you and are unnecessary; a true one can always spot one

Maura Malone is the ultimuate sas-monkey

Sara Ciav: "Like what the fuck guys you two are the ultimate sas-monkeys but come at everyone else it's so annoying"

whoaaa chilll sas-monkey

Sas-Monkey by BeE-eIgHt May 27, 2011

Bad Monkey Drama 

It has carrots in it. A annoying group of dorky monkeys throwing temper tantrums and they flow flying poop at anyone. Jane Goodall has nothing on these crazy ass monkeys that fly as well.

Fuck this monkey throwing shit at me too much bad monkey drama

Bad Monkey Drama by Stupefy1621 July 31, 2012

Spirit Monkey 

A genderqueer, non-conforming, non-binary individual. One who identifies with any one particular gender and goes back and forth.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.

"Is that a boy or a girl... I mean, maybe trans?"

"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."

Spirit Monkey by UnrepentantlyOffensive August 30, 2013

chocolate monkey face 

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

chocolate monkey face by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

saddleback monkey 

Sex move . When a man dolphin dives over the woman and his dick smacks her in the face . She loves it .

I did the saddleback monkey last night with her and it was so fun you have to try it

saddleback monkey by This random bitch February 27, 2014

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

Ass Monkey by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

Chotch Monkey 

Someone who keeps the nations bird in captivity

You're a bird keeper Chotch Monkey

Chotch Monkey by Meghan Da bomb March 3, 2015