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Cum

A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis
Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Mmmm! I Want More!
by anonymous April 11, 2022
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Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.
“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”
by Rihannanourt November 9, 2019
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Cum

why do you fucking waste your precious time in writing smut and posting it here as a definition.
someone looking up cum: why am i cumming?
me: well its because you are being horny by looking at the smut people have written here
now go... uhh not be horny, yeah.
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Cum

Bro: Im gonna cum!
Other Bro: WHAT THE FUCK WE DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT
by cumeater3900 May 12, 2024
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Cum

AHHH AWWWW MMM YES PAPI PAINT MY FACE WITH YOUR CUM
by boogerwoogermooger April 22, 2021
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Cum slut

A girl or woman who loves sperm. A connoisseur of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its gelatinous texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. Or someone named Lexie woods.
This hoe is a “cum slut”. No one loves her because she’s a ugly slut with cum on her face
by Bigppai June 2, 2022
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Cum

A nonsensical term for krispy kreme's donut glaze.
Guy: Yo! They put lots of cum on my donut!
Other Guy: Sick dude, I love the taste of cum!
by CumSockLicker September 21, 2023
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