When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
Oh God! What the fuck is that, Destiny? It looks like you just got pulled out of a well you've been stuck in for weeks!
Hym "What is with that blue lighting, holy shit!? You look like a man-sized parrot in a wig and goatee! Hahahahahahaha! What even IS that!?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
isolation blues are the second stage of isolation fatigue
you feel horribly sad and lonely yet cant reach out to anyone
you feel horribly sad and lonely yet cant reach out to anyone
by sprinkleshit9000 November 30, 2023
The splash back you receive when taking a dump in a freshly cleaned Porta-potty. Often experienced by construction workers.
by Crispy boys March 24, 2023
😨😰; the slang for state of shock or surprise but you have no energy to be shocked. If "disappointed but not surprised" were shortened.
by jmjm000 February 21, 2021
by jmjm000 February 21, 2021
We were making out until his mom got home...left me with a serious case of blue woo.
Boys get blue balls, girls get the blue woo...or the woo blues.
Boys get blue balls, girls get the blue woo...or the woo blues.
by la Moiecca January 07, 2018