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Crying Baby Syndrome

Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\

Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”

Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”

Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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tough cry baby

Tough cry baby is a girl/boy who can be tough but is very emotional or cries easily
i can't believe Ryan is dating such a tough cry baby she can't even make sense
by Highkey.laughin April 12, 2017
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birth a food baby

Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!
by anniethedog December 4, 2014
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Curly head baby

A curly head baby is a peng girl who has naturally beautiful curly hair. She is usually mixed, asian, or black. Curly head babies are unique and mysterious girls. Sometimes, they will be the most confident girls, and sometimes they can't explain their feelings. Many people thin k they make a big deal of small issues, but they have their reasons. They love getting into trouble and laughing is their speciality. Curly head babies are so dank that you'll think they'll always be taken, but they play hard to get! If they choose you, consider yourself very lucky!
'who's that peng girl, the one who you were flirting with at break?'
'Ohh, I don't remeber her name, but she just joined the school. She's the lengest Curly head baby I've ever met! And guess what, she's not even taken! she's a player though!'
by DoritosLover June 15, 2019
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Hail mary baby

An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.
"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"

"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"
by angry lil bird September 23, 2013
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Baby Doll Eyes

A person who's eyes are so dark, it looks they have the big, cute eyes of a baby doll. You may also not be able to tell which part of these said eyes are the iris or pupil.
Person One: Girl, have you seen Seth's eyes? They're, like so brown. Almost black! I could look into them for dayyyss

Person Two: Yeah, he totally has those Baby Doll Eyes. He is sooo cute!!!
by GrandmasterSmoke August 9, 2017
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clubbin baby seals

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere
"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."
by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009
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