Mrs Brown the scruffy cunt

What other word apart from twat come to Mind when the word miss brown comes to mind. She sucks of dogs of quavers and drinks so much piss she can only see things by using piss colour glasses.

Mrs brown the scruffy cunt ate all my dogs quavers and he didn’t even get a blowy

by Bakka January 20, 2020

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.

Man after i came in suzy, she started acting like a cum drizzling thunder cunt. I just wanted to go to sleep.

by Patrizi October 14, 2017

cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009

cum guzzling thunder cunt

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends

"damn it shannon u cum guzzling thunder cunt u had sex again"

by huge dick mcanger October 29, 2009

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.

That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 10, 2016