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to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Do a Fufu

Silently read WhatsApp messages in groups directed to him and decides not to answer.

Synonyms : 3amel fiha ghamed
Don't do a fufu
by Meetntrain March 10, 2019
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dos person

A person who is more profound to enjoying Dos instead of Sod. Usually disliked by worshippers of Sadim and Peginis (The Sod Gods) They also usually worship Midas 9The most hated person in the sod universe) Midas is the Dos god.
by SadimSod September 28, 2021
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Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)
me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023
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Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021
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DO NOT PEEK MID!!!

by big kirbstomper April 30, 2023
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