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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
mugGet the double can heatermug.

Double Sex

Double Sex is when two people have sex at the same time.
John Sex: I heard that Jill Intercourse wanted to have Double Sex with me!

Brian Ass: Woah isn't that when two people have sex at the same time?
by porty64 July 7, 2022
mugGet the Double Sexmug.

Double the trouble

When a male freezes his java juice and gets a swippity swoppity . then slides his cold cum cube up her mangina getting pregnant with himself. once the insect looking little fuck is born he changes back to a man and pretends to be a single dad to get a fuckton of pussy.
What did you do this summer John?

I made double the trouble...
by Marypoppinthatpussy June 16, 2020
mugGet the Double the troublemug.

Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason
Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.
by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018
mugGet the Double-Cuckedmug.

double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common.
Double-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
mugGet the double-second-cousinmug.

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the double-great-cousin-unclemug.

Double dog double decor dingus

When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.
“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
mugGet the Double dog double decor dingusmug.

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