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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.
I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
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poopy fart face

Person 1: gets killed by person 2
Person 1: continues to call person 2 a poopy fart face
by PixelGMR November 4, 2019
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Face Fart

When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something
I just face farted and it smelled so bad!
by Bigdog71 December 5, 2020
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Fanny fart

It is trapped wind coming out of your fanny hole. Usual smells like egg. Sounds squeaky. If you are a chav it smells like the coral reef
Man: what was that
Woman: it was a fanny fart
Man: it smells like the coral reef
by Smith’s private shop December 12, 2020
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Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
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fart

by bigsexymf6969 November 8, 2020
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