He’s in his bag

Selena Gomez: Where is Daddy Kevin? I miss him.

Oprah Winfrey: He’s in his bag
by DaddyKevinsWannaBeBabyMama September 25, 2019
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chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 14, 2004
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ball bag-licker

an insult meaning to lick the sack of a man
Ray, don't do that you stupid ball bag-licker.
by Nosnhoj Mas Dna Stnemelc Yrral October 12, 2008
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Double Bag System

When someone is sexy by the body but ugly ass fuck in the face, so you use the double bag system. One bag in their head and one bag in yours, just in case theirs falls off.
Bitch was so ugly I had to use the double bag system
by Roxybby25 December 02, 2010
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Badgers Ball Bag

The horrid looking sack of elbow skin situated on a male badgers crotch, that houses its testicals.
Also a brilliant way to describe a fugly person
See that lass over their? She's got a face like a badgers ball bag.
by Phillip Coyne September 25, 2008
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meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out
after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.
by thefudgemaster December 31, 2013
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Garbage Bag Pants

Extremely tight black pants, that resemble fake leather, or maybe vinyl. Girls used to wear them early 2000-2002, and being slightly glossy, they looked somewhat like they were made from garbage bags. Also referred to as "gbp"
High school girls would walk around in these tight black pants, which usually made their ass look all stretched and squished like an old ladies...someone in your group would say "GBP" and you all knew some broad was wearing the garbage bag pants
by Gorlack August 05, 2010
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