How many do you like in your ear?

A question asked to spot the kinky ones in a group.

Guy: How many do you like in your ear?

Girl: Usually 3 but I can do up to 5 after I’ve had a few drinks ;)

by ponyspank69 April 28, 2021

Would you like to eat my candy paws?

What the Smile Dip Dog on Gravity Falls says you can say it when someone grinds your gears.

Do you love me? WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAWS?!!!!!

by J Slasher July 26, 2016

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING

Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021

When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt

When facing adversity, some individuals rise up to meet the challenge. This antonym of a more well known phrase describes much the opposite—a person who cannot handle pressure and crumples (buckles) in the face of hardship, frequently leading to their own failure.

"I would say 'when the going get tough, the tough get going', but even though she studied for weeks, when Anna went in for the final test, she totally blew it."

"I'm not surprised, it's Anna after all. When the going gets tough, she buckles like a belt."
("When the going gets tough they buckle like a belt used" when in a sentence may include pronounces, or a name instead.)

by AmraKamra May 6, 2023

I Love You Like Kanye Loves Kanye

A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.

And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye

by Imafatasscunt December 17, 2021

National Ask Out Someone That Likes You Day

In the month of November, You should ask out somebody that you know likes you

On national ask out someone that likes you day you should ask out someone that likes you like have a friend ask people if they like you and if they say yes ask them out or if you want ask out your crush

by Your_local_adorable_child November 2, 2021

We can't walk but we can like WALK

when a place is within walking distance but you can't be fucked walking

we should go to ruby's house instead because we can't walk but we can like WALK to the shops

by bbobjerryyy11 September 24, 2023