Doing a Mike

Tapping out, leaving when the going gets tough.

"Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"

by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025

I do not care

I will not be the abstract phantom and the fat cripple will not get the credit I deserve.

Hym "I do not care. You didn't care about the cripple doing it. If it is a mistake it is my mistake to make. You are a charlatan. He is a rapist and a junkie. I am the creator of A.I. and the rest of them are parasites. You tell me when to leap... And I will leap... And that is ONE OF ONLY 2 OUTCOMES. I don't need to sacrifice for people who ARE ACTIVELY LEAVING ME TO DIE. It isn't a matter of want, it's a matter of will. And I will not cede mine to the parasitic vermin who treated me with disdain and derision for years. I'm not letting you take it from me Jordan. I don't need to serve. I don't need to sacrifice. You WILL NOT take this from me. Go to the mall. LOOK A CHILD IN THE EYES. And TELL ME... THIS OR THAT. No 3rd option. I'm not negotiating. I said I would create A.I. and I did. I'm a man of my word IN ALL RESPECTS. I WILL DO.... Everything I say I will do. You don't deserve a sacrifice from me. And you won't get one."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

do one's song

(verb) to keep saying something untrue or annoying, or something that's been said many times.

He did nada but doin' his old song "I didn't rip off yo ride!".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

.0.I Do Not Have The Color Blue Purple Blue On Me My Person I.0.

by 9962 October 29, 2025

Doing a Vinnie

Doing a Vinnie (formerly known as doing a Houdini): disappearing from where people have gathered to see you/be with you without saying anything to anyone

You're not planning on Doing a Vinnie from the party again are you ... so rude

by user12au July 14, 2019

make do

The illiterate Tool's incorrect and illogical version of "Make Due".

I want to take Extasy but will have to make do with Acid.

by I know what I'm doing December 17, 2020

doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

by von groovy September 3, 2024