Perfect penis

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

by Si senior June 12, 2021

small penis

A guy with a small penis aka a guy named fadi because a small penis is someone with a penis under 3 inches also called the 3 inch wonder.

Woah honey look that guy has such a small penis.

by Ballsman6969696 May 5, 2018

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

"You want penis enlargement pills" -pennywise the crackhead

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

penis

a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs

your penis is small

by chairBoatFacePoop January 20, 2023

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014

penis stuck

when you get your dick stuck in a door.

PENIS STUCK! PENIS STUCK!!

by morting April 9, 2025

penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020