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party in my pants

A party where people touch each other in the bathing suit area. Also a good pickup line if I dont say so myslef.
Brick: Would you like to come the the pants party. Oops I mean party Im my Pants?
Veronica: No Thanks Brick
Brick: How About you Ian?
Ian: No Thanks
by Ben P February 7, 2005
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eat my ass

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night
Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.
by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016
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gimp my ride

1)a piss take of mtv's pimp my ride
2)get gimps to modd your car
so please mtv gimp my ride
by nnelg December 10, 2006
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Tits-in-my-ass

To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.
1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"
by wookie4747 April 6, 2009
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Shakes My Head

What you say when something ridiculous happens; an act or expression of disapproval.

Long-Hand for "SMH"

This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences
My friend says so much ridiculous stuff, that instead of typing out "shakes my head" I'll just type SMH!

My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH
by Ran Dumb Fax June 11, 2012
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ice on my wrist

Any type of watch that is expensive and makes you look a lot better while dancing.
I've got that new ice on my wrist
by anonymous July 22, 2017
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my head hurt

When you are in a frustrated situation where your point is not getting across or when you are being misunderstood.
I told the dude five times about the same doggone thing!! My head hurt!
by T. Brown November 4, 2009
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