The balance of fat and muscle on a body. Particularly when the individual's head is is proportional to the fatness of the body.
A: "Man, you're a heifer!"
B: "No, I'm perfectly fat, get it right!"
A: "Wow, you've lost a lot of weight!"
B: "No, I'm still perfectly fat. Once you're perfectly fat, you're perfectly fat."
B: "No, I'm perfectly fat, get it right!"
A: "Wow, you've lost a lot of weight!"
B: "No, I'm still perfectly fat. Once you're perfectly fat, you're perfectly fat."
by FBL aka MC Brains August 7, 2010

by sulemans a bitch March 24, 2023

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

When called a fat lard, you are being called worse then fat, meaning that you are the size of a whale.
by Fat lardin retard March 12, 2017
