Cock Muncher

Somebody who munches penis or is just a plain ol' Chickenfucking-Asshole.

(Dude 1 spekaing to Dude 2). Hey, Asshole!

(Dude 2 speaking to Dude 1). Fuck Off, you Cock Muncher!

by His Royal Dudeness: Jake. December 16, 2008

cock block

When two individuals like the same person, and guy/girl #1 prevents number 2 from getting to base 3.

Man, I was about to get with Andrew when that blonde bitch "had to talk to him"....She cock blocked me all night like that, so I put diuretics in her beer....

by Lisander Kitchenmaster August 17, 2003

cock jock

someone that jocks u and wants to get in ur pants hopefully a girl usualy hidious

stop jockin my cock bitch

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

cock vampire

One who pursues cock at all costs when the moon comes out. This pursuit usually ends with the sucking off the life juice (semen) out of a person resulting in absolute shame.

M-OH.....MY....GODDD! WhHHATT is thaat???

E-LOL it's silvia the cock vampire, shes off to vampirize some cocks.

M-What a fat silly cunt...

E-I better run now...

M-May the force be with you.

by Obi Wan KeNOOBi November 5, 2006

cock knot

a long ass cock tied into a neat bow

by metzz October 7, 2003

Full of Cocks

Insult (adj.);
1. Implies stupidity (in a person or object)
2. Someone who isn’t cool
3. Something that isn't cool

Person 1: "Robert was banned by VAC for cheating in Counter-Strike"

Person 2: "Robert is full of cocks"

by R10t 0n R0ut3 0n3 July 25, 2008

cock shock

when a female breaks up with you but is unable to have sex with anyone else after you

that bitch has cock shock, she hasn't fucked since we broke up.

by cockshoker June 21, 2004