new jersey tuxedo

denim jeans with a denim jean jacket. usually worn by pineys but not exclusive to new jersians

also known as a canadian tuxedo

look at his new jersey tuxedo. fuckin piney

by violinist23 July 22, 2016

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016

New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.

New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.

by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.

I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!

by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019

wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.

He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.

by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022

A new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025