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One nut

Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.
Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked
by Sukon medick May 20, 2025
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Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.
"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"
by juicestinator June 25, 2021
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bust nut

The verb, to shower.
Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"
by Captain Rev May 4, 2020
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nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard
Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool
by dank-smoker32 October 20, 2013
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hanging nut sack

The lips of a vagina look like a hanging nut sack
by Slayer4778 December 2, 2019
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No Nut November

No Nut November (a challenge that had started in November 2011) is the worst time for anyman and woman to experience during November. Within the challenge, you have to go throughout the whole month without ejaculating or else you fail and are declared a "loser" to everyone ever.
Bob: Man No Nut November sucks.
Joe: Yeah man, good thing I let it out yesterday!
Bob:...Joe, November started two days ago, you fucking loser.
by hibuds November 6, 2023
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Nut job

When you jerk someone off and slap another guy in the face with their cum.
That girl at the party gave a great nut job. You should have seen her boyfriends face.
by bkitch37 October 6, 2016
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