Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.

That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.

by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011

boner-on-the-spot hot

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

by skipn1 June 9, 2005

your mom is hot

Self Explanitory

Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")

by Ben Personick January 3, 2004

hot shower sex

Girls put their back against the tiles and feet up on the edge of the bath Guys, slot in between her legs

boys love making hot shower sex

by Starr June 2, 2004

hot-ass clapper

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

by Livi January 7, 2005

Hot Mess Walkin'

A warning cry in which people are alerted of an incoming Hot Mess. This is intended to afford people the opportunity to avert their eyes, turn the other cheek, or leave the room to avoid said Hot Mess.

"Oh shit here comes that broad Marla... HOT MESS WALKIN'!!!!!"

by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 14, 2009

Hot Girl Affect

When you are in a relaxed, comfortable state of mind, watching television and a commercial airs with an extremely attractive women actress. Suddenly your hormones become hyper-active and the desire to engage in sexual intercourse becomes intense. The transition from mellow to aroused after observing a hot girl is know as the Hot Girl Affect.

-Hey my bad man I think I clogged your toilet, wheres the plunger? Hellooo you here me? Eww why do you have a boner?

-Oops sorry, Carmen Electra was just on a Lectric Shave commercial and I started to day-dream.

-Its cool dude, the Hot Girl Affect gets to even the best of us, no worries, but your toilets still clogged...

by Chippinit April 14, 2011