red diarrhea

very good and yummy and healthy and also red and painful to have

dude: yo i just had some red diarrhea
friend: nice man
friend: *has red diarrhea*

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

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red balls

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked

bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked

by fvdfbdetgrt4rfgbg xnfgrbbfgbgt March 19, 2022

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Red Mage

A terrible YouTube channel ran by a lazy British snob who loves to play Fortnite and take names of Final Famtasy characters.

Did you hear about that red mage channel? What a lazy snob!

by Fordobread June 1, 2018

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Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.

friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!

by papachapo June 21, 2019

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To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.

I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!

by repetitivedango February 25, 2023

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