If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

by Hocarim May 27, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Patience Time

Time designed to your girlfriend and not spent playing Xbox with your stinky friends.

“Hey Abram, get on Xbox”
“I can’t right now, it’s Patience Time”

by lollipopdrop May 21, 2021

part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.

Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."

by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019

Sexy time

When you spread out your ass and walk around.

Terry was doing sexy time infront of his friends

by Terry cow January 7, 2021