Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025
Get the Blue Moose Clapmug. A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.
A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018
Get the super blue blood moonmug. Left wing conspiracy theories such as the “Russia gate” scam concocted by the democrat party and the intelligence community to overthrown the election of President Donald Trump, and promulgated by virtually all the media establishment; or the invention by the same entities claiming a right wing insurrection was going to attack all fifty state Capitol buildings simultaneously.
The veracity of this cultural phenomenon was established by the Urban Dictionary and Google shadow banning the term in unison.
The veracity of this cultural phenomenon was established by the Urban Dictionary and Google shadow banning the term in unison.
The blue anon criminal conspiracy was the cause of two unsuccessful attempts to impeach President Trump.
Blue Anon likely the source of Q Anon.
Blue Anon likely the source of Q Anon.
by GungleGeorge March 7, 2021
Get the blue anonmug. One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
Get the Blue alertmug. The color of:
- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches
- Smurfs
- Crystal Meth,
- Balls when they get none
- The unbold
- Slowness
- Sociopaths
- Corpses
- Basic bitches
Mike: The only car I can afford is, bluer than a smurfs balls after doing 9 rocks and getting dissed by a bus full of basic bitches. I hate it.
Me: I'm so sorry
Me: I'm so sorry
by Rathmagar January 25, 2019
Get the Bluemug. - i swear i saw a blue bee when i was a kid
- those don't exist here. you're experincing the blue bee effect
- those don't exist here. you're experincing the blue bee effect
by Jjwjsjehwkje April 19, 2019
Get the the blue bee effectmug. When you and your homies run a train on a freaky girl after every single guy in the gangbang took a Blue Chew.
Hey did you hear about what Stephanie did last night?
No bro what happened?
She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.
No bro what happened?
She got a Blue Chew Chew Train ran on her.. rumor has it she hasn't walked the same since.
by B1gnickenergy March 6, 2025
Get the Blue chew chew trainmug.