Blue Lie

When the complete truth isn’t told to hide certain information.

She just didn’t tell you everything it was a blue lie

by white1ighter January 20, 2022

Blue lie

When you lie just to get to have sex, as to avoid blue balls.

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.

by ticklah July 23, 2020

Blue rudeness

When your technology i.e. laptop, cell phone wakes up/interrupts in the middle of a deep conversation with a close friend and plays a song/rings.

Can we talk about the “blue rudeness” of your cell phone? it always rings when I’m trying to tell you a story.

by Jireh 19 January 20, 2019

Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 03, 2022

Blue starfish

When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor

Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.

by Kawishane January 19, 2021

Blue aliens

Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.

The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

blue guilt

When any law enforcement officer apologizes for the actions of another law enforcement officer even though that had nothing to do with said action, or any law enforcement officials that publicly state that all other law enforcement officers should share their opinions or leave the profession.

I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.

by The Anti Blue Falcon May 31, 2020