Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic?

A phrase used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in an individual, organization or government.

Coined by Jay-Z in his song "Blueprint 2," where he uses it to point out then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering if his true self is portrayed in his socially conscious songs (One Mic, Black Girl Lost) or in his misogynistic club songs (Oochie Wally, You Owe Me)

"Can't y'all see that he's fake, the rap version of T.D. Jakes
Prophesizin' on your CD's and tapes
Won't break you a crumb of the little bit that he makes
And this is with whom you want to place your faith...
Is it 'Oochie Wally Wally' or is it 'One Mic'?
Is it 'Black Girl Lost' or shawty 'Owe You' for ice?"

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Conservative: "Breonna Taylor had it coming #BackTheBlue"
Conservaqtive (six months later): "Arrest the cop who killed Ashli Babbitt!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side, sir!"

by MJBurmy September 3, 2021

one-man wrecking crew

A single individual who can deliver to the world more political, social, economic and military chaos than Nostradamus's 3 Antichrists- Stalin, Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte- combined.

Is Donald Trump really the one-man wrecking crew that the Democrats make him out to be and that Joe Biden defined as such at the 2016 DNC?

by Sexydimma July 28, 2016

milk the one-eyed aphid

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs

when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 24, 2009

One Night Fright

Someone you slept with then in the monring realise they are fuck ugly so you will never sleep with them again.
They probably raped you.
You arent likely to tell your friends who your one night fright was but they are probably a fucking loser bitch so will tell everyone about losing their flower to you but you never spoke to them again.

My one night fright told ma mama about the otha night, hoe.

Hey did you hear about Nathans one night fright? you know, that diana chick, the one with crabs..

I never want to talk about that mo fo one night fright again, he commentated when i gave him head, bitch please.

by Sam Young Replay, bitch March 21, 2009

popeye one eye

someone who has had sprog blow in thei eye and can nolonger see out of it. so therefore that person can only see out of one eye. POPEYE. These people have a tendancy to say "what the Fuck" and "why do u have to be so gay all the time" alot. So watch out.

If someone can only use one eye they are therefore known as popeye, and you should stay clear of these people because they have a tendancy to blow in other peoples eyes. these people are extreamly gay.

by Keith Matthies September 7, 2005

two girls one cup

The best and worst internet video to date

Most people already know what two girls one cup is about and what happens yet they feel compelled to keep watching it and showing to their friends, "To see their reaction"

by Cool Diesel December 11, 2007

One eyed trouser trout

A longish creature that is said to live in the pants of a male (and some females)

Man look at that one eyed trouser trout

by sweatyandready July 3, 2010