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shit story

N. (shitte store ee)

A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
That was the best shit story I ever heard -- there was shit all over the floor!
by Genoways August 29, 2003
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shit bit

Fernando won't go to the john without his iPad because he has to read some good shit bit.
by levine2112 October 3, 2012
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Shit-Sick

feeling nauseaous because you have to shit and are contispated
Man, I feel shit-sick and the not coffee's kicking in.
by leeleev July 8, 2012
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Silver Shits

The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."
I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.
by englishhotpocketmaster July 7, 2011
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shit willy

1. shit willy (n.) -A form of horseplay in which a person sticks a finger into their ass and then into someone else's ear and twists rapidly for annoyance. The distant cousin of the "wet willy."

2. shit willy (n.) - Slang for a the sexual acts of having anal sex and then ear sex in close succession.

3. shit willy/shit willied (v.) - The act of giving someone a shit willy, whether it be from either definition.
1. Bryce gave me a noogie yesterday, so I waited until he was looking the other way, I stuck my finger up my butt and gave his ear a mean shit willy.

2. Me and her did the shit willy last night, so boy am I really sore and she is having trouble hearing.

3. I shit willied the hell out of her and gave her one mean ear infection. You know what they say, once you go black you go deaf.
by tinkerjax October 21, 2011
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shit that hell

A term of frustration or anger. Used in dire times.
Shit that hell, bitch we are screwed if we don't get there on time.
by Philip Hirzel January 22, 2005
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cracka shit

Some thing really Cheesy or cheap

or something Stupid and retarded
"damn that ring i got for 25 cents is some cracka shit yo"


"man that guys on some cracka shit"
by homeboy May 6, 2004
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