your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

Mom

the person who made you and keeps you safe even from a far it's sad that sum never met or don't see there mom's but even then she will always be with you💕

"I love me mom💕"said Natasha

"I love my mom too💕"said Daisy

by Queen NR April 22, 2019

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

Your mom

The person you still live with

Jeff: who is that fat chick over there

Me: your mom

by Person your looking at June 1, 2018

Jadens mom

the sexiest mom u will see, see pulls like her son but shes packing more

Damn i like jaden but jadens mom is hotter

by Jadens mom October 28, 2020