Hot cup of soup

Farting into your cupped hand and quickly shoving it over someones mouth .

You would say,"Hey Bill, how about a hot cup of soup" as you are swinging your cupped hand full of hot molten fart quickly twords his face, giving him no time to react. Hopefully resulting in deep inhalation ...

by smooth1 December 20, 2008

Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.

That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.

by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011

boner-on-the-spot hot

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

by skipn1 June 9, 2005

your mom is hot

Self Explanitory

Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")

by Ben Personick January 3, 2004

hot shower sex

Girls put their back against the tiles and feet up on the edge of the bath Guys, slot in between her legs

boys love making hot shower sex

by Starr June 2, 2004

hot-ass clapper

When slammin a hottie from behind, the force and friction of penetration cause the ass cheeks to violently clap together causing extreme sound.

I am going to give your mother a hot-ass clapper.

by Livi January 7, 2005

Hot Mess Walkin'

A warning cry in which people are alerted of an incoming Hot Mess. This is intended to afford people the opportunity to avert their eyes, turn the other cheek, or leave the room to avoid said Hot Mess.

"Oh shit here comes that broad Marla... HOT MESS WALKIN'!!!!!"

by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 14, 2009