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West Valley High School 

A “early college” high school located deep between GhettoWood and JunkieValley, the football players push piya sticks up each other’s asses. im not sure how we call the teachers teachers. not to mention previous faculty members have been fired from having chew in their lips during school hours. most of the students vape or smoke weed. the upper class men are heavily given too many get out of jail cards. waste valley is also know for its very HORNY kids just like the other schools but we take it one extra step we have a “Virginity Tree” if you fuck on school grounds you take your shoes you fucked in and throw them up into the tree, the teachers clearly know about this and do nothing..like the fucking tree is right where we all get out shity lunch that’s not even fit for a dog. you can find some cool people but it’s few and slim.
wannabe gangster - do you go to west valley high school?

stoners - nahh we go to waste valley
ps. Masson S. and Ben B. are pussies
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red bluff high school 

Where they can’t take noise at their football games and although they are all druggies and whores they act like two year olds that need to be hand fed by their mommies
Oh you go to red bluff high school how’s your moms nipple?
red bluff high school by Anon❤️ September 12, 2021

Mark Morris high school 

The worst school in Longview Washington filled with preppy bitches, rude athletes and annoying cheerleaders, and of course you can’t forget the furry’s and don’t forget the teacher that slept with her student ! Truly A school where kids go to rot . Half of my graduating class didn’t even graduate and a good handful of them are crack heads now
Them: “What school do you go to?”

Me : “Mark Morris high school!”
Them: “ohh so that means you know about the teacher that slept-
Me: “I don’t wanna talk about it “
Mark Morris high school by Ewwwwtf December 3, 2021

Duncraig Senior High School

Used to be one of the best schools in Perth, opened in 1979, this school is reeking with old run down buildings, full of dead beat kids and shitty staff
Describe Duncraig Senior High School in 3 words

Absolute shit hole

Canon-McMillan High School 

Canon-McMillan High School; A place where you can feel brotherhood with every single student being at war with the faculty.
in Canon-McMillan High School A placewhere the students will do absolutely everything to piss off the teachers (especially the principle and office workers.) whether it’s by doing unspeakable things to the bathrooms, super glueing poker chips, memes, and random items to walls and doors, breaking every piece of school property they can, fighting teachers, and getting fucked up in the bathrooms. Canon macs students don’t give a fuck about education and make the school pay for forcing us waist away and suffer.

Lake Stevens High School 

located in Lake Stevens Washington, famously known because it is where Chris Pratt the actor went to HIgh School but other than that it is a shithole school that has nothing to show besides the sport teams. it has uncaring staff who only care about their paycheck except the very few who actually care, the food here is just plastic disguised as food.
"hey want to go to Lake stevens high school?" says Robert
"Yeah sure! it'll definitely be a relief from cavelero! I heard they have cool teachers and even had the famous actor of Chris Pratt." Brandon replies
Two years later;
"Man, I fucking hate this place!" both robert and Brandon proclaim. "Lets fucking do homeschool next year or something"

mt. vernon high school 

Mt. Vernon is a school in fortville Indiana that’s filled with white kids that want to be black, white trash, black kids, Hicks, and some normal people... overall a bad experience
Mt. Vernon High School is the school that no one wants to go to.