King brown sit down, back of the head now ya fuckin dead
Rito who wants a filthy king brown to the back of the head? Get in quick cunts they’re goin like hot cakes!
Rito who wants a filthy king brown to the back of the head? Get in quick cunts they’re goin like hot cakes!
by Jerome Saffy December 5, 2019
Get the King Brownmug. A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
by psyguy2020 September 30, 2022
Get the Brown-Skirtingmug. When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE
Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...
Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...
Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!
by Lingo357 October 23, 2012
Get the Brown Storiesmug. The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.
-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car
-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
Sports car + Economy car
-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop
by MRB703 April 15, 2024
Get the Brown's Lawmug. a person who has become so on edge they start to say feck, frik and bacon alot dont approch them when this happens or they will eat your hair and you will go bald
by JohnnyMcFishweed !!! January 20, 2009
Get the Rival Brownmug. A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
Get the Brown Ostrichmug. by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023
Get the Brown baconmug.