Channel Bitch

The person holding the TV remote who is forced to change channels at the whim of others in the room

Hey, be my channel bitch and switch over to the football game. Nevermind, a commercial is on, switch back to Touched by An Angel.

by TisHerself December 23, 2008

that shit's bitches

an ubiquitous word for all occasions. Mostly occasions of great excitement...or distaste.

"OMG! I think I peed myself! I'm all wet..."
"That shit's bitches!"

by Amras Ringëril March 4, 2009

Bitching Off

The feminine of jerking off (as Jilling off is the feminine of Jacking off).

I couldnt get to the phone last night, I was bitching off to Michael Phelps.

by JJ&J October 15, 2008

Bitch Grip

Normally a phrase used by fathers meeting the daughter's boyfriend for the first time. When you shake a guy's hand and he barely grasps it, his hand hanging limp in yours. signifying he is easily broken, and possibly gay. Also known as the Hover Palm or Fariy Hug.

DAD: I shook his hand and he Bitch Gripped me!
FRIEND: What a pansy!

by FFRISSA March 29, 2013

bandwagon bitching

"Bandwagon bitching" is most easily done on social networking sites. Someone posts about something complaining and whining and then all the others on their friends list just jump in there to further the bitching no matter if they've even really thought more than five seconds about the subject or at least 5% of the scope of the problem. Bitching in agreement and in a crowd is even more fun! Let's just back up the original whiner cuz they're my bud. In the old days, they used to do it around the water cooler at work. Now they've learned how easy it is to reach a mass audience via the Internet.

Social networking site conversation example below:
Fred: Wow mannnn.....those g**damned gub'ment officials sure are f**k-ups! I was stuck in my car for 12 hours! They need to get more snow plows like Boston! Eventually I had to take a dump on the side of the road and abandon my car (and my turd....thanks goodness).
John: Yeah...those asshats!
Beatrice: You know....I would have done this.....blah blah blah
<About 50 more people here chiming in and agreeing with Fred also and how they've been done wrong with one minute solutions.>
Ralph: Did you realize the weather pattern changed and hit the city instead of going south of it? You should have left work and got home. Our office shut down early as the weather was changing.
Fred: No....how was I supposed to know that?
Ralph: Did you get my text earlier on your iPhone?
Fred: Sure did.
Ralph: How about that iPhone with the Weather Channel App on it???
Fred: Uhhhhhhh
Ralph: How about that TV in your building lobby that always has the Weather Channel playing?
Fred: I don't give a shit....I'll just bitch with my buds some more on Facebook so I feel better and empowered cuz I am right!
Beatrice: You tell him Fred! Ralph is a douche...
<About 50 other people chiming in here giving Ralph a douche equivalent label.>
Ralph: OK....I think I have to go enter a new term on Urban Dictionary now (bandwagon bitching)...later

by fway January 31, 2014

Bitch's Remorse

An apology by a woman for responding (by action, speech, or words) to some innocent communication with a level of vicious anger far, far beyond any level warranted. Bitch's Remorse usually arrives about a day after the nasty attack, when she has reflected on how utterly undeserved that attack was.

Me -- so I texted Soozie a photo of her new car and she texted me back, "You asshole! You know I don't have a smartphone! Just email it!!"
My pal -- Wow -- that's pretty harsh when all you were trying to do was to be nice.
Me -- yeah, but tomorrow she'll have Bitch's Remorse. She'll text me a "sorry." I might even get laid

by RoastR February 20, 2014

bitch fabric

One who is extremely weak and prone to illness.

Steve has been sick for weeks, he must be made of bitch fabric.

by TDubz21 May 17, 2014