I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

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sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.

😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”

by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023

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(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

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