cat

-he is Electronically maad
- hates salads and potatoes
- likes mountain dew adds
- like to bike of ramps

- likes to be in charge

cat is an animal

by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022

Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

cat

an animal that is cuter than you!

cats are sooooooooooo cute omggg i love their fluffy fur and little nose and they're just so cuteeeeeee

by gay for fictional women June 9, 2022

Cute kitty cat

a cat/kitten thats super cute.

oh my god such a cute kitty cat!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

Outside Cat

A female who’s frivolous throughout the night but you know she’ll always be home in the morning: the man is always a cuck

Brian’s wife is an outside cat, we don’t know if those children are his

by Gay boul June 4, 2025

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021